America’s Next Top Good Personality
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
I actually am really weird I think really weird awful thoughts
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
if you send nudes right now I won’t charge shipping and handling
You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us on instagram. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy shit where have you been all my life”